I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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