is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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