I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Randomize