called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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