I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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