Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Randomize
