found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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