Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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