I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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