all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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