Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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