some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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