He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize
