I swear she didn't look like that last week.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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