i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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