..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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