Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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