I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Randomize
