It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
This is my gift to your gina
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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