i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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