Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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