your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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