spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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