any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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