I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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