Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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