You work out of a Hotel?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
Randomize
