Is it normal to miss your booty call?
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
now i know why i became what i already was.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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