She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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