My underwear smells like fireworks.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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