This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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