I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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