He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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