do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Less talking, more tequila
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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