I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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