Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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