Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
