My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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