i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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