Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize
