The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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