somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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