Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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