No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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