People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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