The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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