some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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