I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Randomize
