don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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