Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
