I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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