it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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