Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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