Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Do vagina's smell?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Randomize