Sry I called you an 8
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
