She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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