i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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