The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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