Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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