I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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