You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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