She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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